Apparently the good folk over at Hasbro didn’t think this one through all the way. The Oozinator has a super secret surprise, it shoots sticky, oozy alien cum all over your unsuspecting friend! Awesome! Even the product description is funny:
Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water![..]With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!
This reminds me of the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom that young boys and girls could straddle and get “the ride of their life”. Remember some of the reviews for that thing:
My daughter is a huge Harry Potter fan, and simply adores Quiddich, but I was a bit reluctant to buy her this toy broom as she’s nearly fifteen and I was afraid she would think it was a bit childish, but she just loves it! Even my daughter’s older friend, who’s seventeen, enjoys playing with her new Harry Potter broom. Now there’s never less than a dozen squealing kids locked in my daughter’s bedroom playing together for hours with that thing!
I have never laughed so hard my friends. Seriously, the Oozinator is awesome. Let your kids experience the joys of “the money shot” with Hasbro’s latest timeless piece. Also be sure to check out the remix and a home video demonstration.
