Poor E.T. He made a crude phone out of childs toys and yet still he will only be remembered as the little brown dude that healed dead plants and ate M&M’s Reeses Pieces. Turns out E.T. wasn’t so “extra” at all.

Steve Jobs and the engineers at Apple have totally rocked the cellphone world and will be remembered throughout time as such. I’m here to tell you that the iPhone does live up to the hype.

I stopped by the AT&T store on 125/Lexington; no lines or crazy screaming fans. I was greeted by two security officers who looked like they were quite upset about missing bingo at the local geriatric holding facility. Amused, I made my way around the store. I felt like Steve Irwin on the hunt for the rarest, most exotic of prey. Then I spotted her, in the hands of a reluctant, Napolean complex manager. After a brief exchange he agreed to gift me with her for a short while. I melted…

Let me tell you right now friends, the iPhone is - how can I say this delicately - fucking awesome. Sorry, I had to, it’s that good.

Every review you have read is right about everything they mention - even the gripes. I won’t go into detail, but Lev Grossman from Time so eloquently conveys my feelings about the iPhone. Sure, you may not think it’s worth getting, but think of it this way, it is the first run of one of the greatest gadgets to hit the market; period. Yes, better and cheaper versions will come but this one will be forever remembered as the one that blew the doors open. You need this phone.

Heck, I need this phone! Must…find…freelance…gig!

Yea, you like that don’t you? You’re a naughty bike voyeur; you want to misbehave and lust for the hottest frames. Well, here is your latest fix.

Those sexy, flashy lugs. The sensual lines leading back to the - wait for it - track fork ends. Ah, yea, baby! That thick, round english threaded bottom bracket is so making you hot right now.

You want more? Feeling really naughty? Don’t miss the hottest bike pr0n you’ve ever laid eyes on. Want to join the club? Fully lugged, all steel bodies are $2100. If you’re feeling really dirty, the track frames will only cost you $2000. “Wow, that’s a lot,” is what you’re saying to yourself - and well, you’re right. But for the hottest, hand-made action to sit between your legs since you first “discovered” yourself, these are a great deal.

Peep the gallery for more hotness.

There is no denying that China is pumping out tons of interesting gadgets, toys, cars, food and every other product inbetween to the international market at very low-cost. China’s market is the epitome of mass production. For the small/medium/large business, this is great. Goods can be made and purchased at a fraction of the cost it would take to manufacture anywhere else. Businesses are seeing huge profits thanks to China; good for them.

There’s just one problem: quality control. Toys are being painted with lead paint, tires explode randomly, extremely unsafe Chinese branded cars and everyday items are showing up in our homes and lives that can have problematic and sometimes life-threatening consequences. But what can be done? Can we impose upon China to institute higher standards as it relates to overall testing and quality assurance of goods manufactured? Maybe, but the Food and Drug Administration doesn’t want to wait for China to get it’s act together.

The FDA recently stepped in and limited the food additives imported from China. The reason?

…after weeks of investigation, (the FDA) still does not know what regions of China are affected or what firms there are major manufacturers of vegetable proteins.

Food is being exported and no one knows exactly where it is coming from; all we know is that it’s bad, makes us sick and our pets die. That is disturbing news.

China is also slowly making strides of its own to repair its tainted image. It recently had 180 plants closed for using toxins in food such as formaldehyde, illegal wax and dyes in candy and recycling old food back into production. The article makes note that some of the foods were only intended for the Chinese market, but one can suspect those products would have ended up in a Chinese food store here in the states (if it hasn’t already).

While closing 180 plants seems like a giant leap forward, the reality is that these were very small shops compared to the hundreds of thousands that are operating, manufacturing and distributing tainted foods or flawed products to the globe. But a step forward is a step forward.

I hope the mounting international pressure is enough to push China to get its act together before we end up with a global incident.

What is Homer really like when the cameras aren’t rolling? Are Ned and Maude Flanders as happy as they appear together? And for that matter are Rod and Todd gay? If you’ve been pondering these questions, then head on over to the Simpsons movie website. While none of these questions are answered, there are a few games and what looks like the startings of a community site where you can interact with other users in the town of Springfield.

However, the single coolest feature is “Create Your Simpsons Avatar”. Click the button and begin the process of creating your likeness in Springfield. Very fun concept and exceptionally well executed.

Appe is the best hype machine that has ever been created. They make FOX - with all it’s spinning - look like childs play. Why do I say this? Because as cold hearted as I want to be towards the iPhone…I want one…bad!

All the reviews point towards one thing: the iPhone is dope. There are some people (including myself) who will argue that other phones exist that do exactly what the iPhone does and way more. For instance, the Helio Ocean. Super fast internet access, myspace blogging, video recording, takes gorgeous pics, true qwerty keypad, separate numeric keypad, instand messaging, MP3 player…the list goes on and on. The Ocean is a fantastic device…but it doesn’t move me; it doesn’t have that beauty and charm. Hands down, it is a great phone and walks circles around the iPhone with its feature list, but a beautiful package it is not. To some it works and I may actually buy it, but the iPhone truly moves me.

Stay tuned, I might be homeless in the next few days, so let’s hope this iPhone can double as a cooling device!